Monday, August 18, 2008

Happy Bad Poetry Day

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man--
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan",
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset
Where he still held the cash as an asset
And Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran
And as for the bucket, Manhasset


Monica said...

You are cracking me up these days:)

eureka said...

I never knew there were non-naughty limericks!

PEZmama said...

I think I have been to all three of those places! Love it.

(Came here via money saving mom.)